Weapon of choice

[metatron_tm]

Weapon? I'm a bloody angel. And not the flaming sword variety, either.

I don't have a weapon and I don't need a weapon.

Unless you count biting sarcasm.

Comments

[brosnan]

Yes, I think we count biting sarcasm.

[metatron_tm]

Oh good.

[brosnan]

Don't make me ask you if you want a blowjob.

[metatron_tm]

Don't make me ask you if you want a vaginal inspection.

[brosnan]

Don't have a vagina.

[metatron_tm]

You see my point.

[brosnan]

Don't think I do.

You could give me an anal probe, though. That'd be fun.

[metatron_tm]

Or you could go ask Gabriel whether bare hands or a sword is best. I'm sure he'd demonstrate.

[brosnan]

Bare hands. Much much better.

[metatron_tm]

You haven't seen what he can do with a flaming sword.

[brosnan]

Should I?

[metatron_tm]

Not if you want to live.

[brosnan]

Do you want me to go to Lucifer that badly?

[metatron_tm]

I want you to stop being suggestive but I doubt that it likely.

[brosnan]

*shrugs* Sorry, mate. *shows Slut Contract* Suggestive is number three.

[metatron_tm]

Pity.