Say you will, say you won't... c'est la vie...

[metatron_tm]

A few things.

1. For anyone who was invited to the Aerial Paintball; I apologise for the delay. If you would speak with oldestbeloved we can arrange some time when we are all available, as he has so kindly given us the use of his tower.

2. Karaoke.No one should be exempt. I don't care if you can or cannot sing, if you're human or not, even if you think

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[bringerof_light]

*Lucifer's assistant Astaroth appears, in a body he's plainly not accustomed to*

My lord Lucifer requires me to inform you that with or without the Son's permission he will not be attending your...*sneers* karaoke event.

[metatron_tm]

*blinks*

Alright.

[bringerof_light]

*pauses, as though listening to someone, and then continues*

And also that your clothes are still atrocious and someone should burn them from you. My lord, I would be more than willing...*pauses and listens* ...Yes, my lord. He will burn them from you one day.

[metatron_tm]

*looks amused* Will he now? And I'll see your lord in gingham yet.

Are you coming to the karaoke, Astaroth?

[bringerof_light]

*can't stop himself from imagining Lucifer in ginghmam, and then winces in pain, listening* ...My lord informs me gingham is not to be considered in the same sentence as him from now on.

I sincerely doubt it. Karaoke is proof that humans are capable of cruelty we could never think of.

[metatron_tm]

Tell him I'm sorry but it's a little too late.

Not demon enough for it?

[bringerof_light]

...My lord says that obviously you're not sorry and it's a sin to lie. He says that's a slippery slope into Hell and he's sure he'll see you there soon.

No. Just not stupid enough for it.

[metatron_tm]

Tell him in his dreams. *beams*

If you insist.

[bringerof_light]

*listens and winces at the volume* ...That's not anatomically possible for an angel, my lord...yes, my lord. Lucifer says...roughly...that any dreams he may or may not have would never involve an angel that sings karaoke.

I do insist. Even demons have standards.

[metatron_tm]

*laughs* Poor thing.

Hmm. It would have been fun though.

[bringerof_light]

*stares* My lord is not a...poor thing.

It's somewhat sad you actually think that.

[metatron_tm]

*nods* He is.

*laughs* Why? Laughing at how pathetic they are? Thought you'd approve.

[bringerof_light]

*shakes his head* No, he isn't. *pauses and listens* ...My lord says that he would know if he was a poor thing and he isn't.

Not at my own expense. Listening to humans caterwauling is not my idea of a wicked time.

[metatron_tm]

*laughs* Like he knows how to behave I take it.

*shrugs* As you wish.

[bringerof_light]

*asks in all seriousness* What's wrong with how Lucifer behaves?

Neither is spending any amount of time with the Son.

[metatron_tm]

*as though to a child* Hell. In. Not heaven.

You do protest too loudly.