Alright. Fine.

[metatron_tm]

So I gave in. I'm doing the blasted karaoke, but I do get to be Simon Cowell for the day.

Now I have to think what bloody song to sing. Jesus, you don't half make life difficult for me sometimes.

Now. Where do I start?

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[shadowed_kat]

*grins* You're doing karaoke?

[metatron_tm]

It would appear so. You should too, you know. Spread the misery joy.

[shadowed_kat]

Help me pick out a song and I will.

[metatron_tm]

Someone has to do 'It's Raining Men'. Someone other than Jesus, anyway.

Hrrm. As tempted as I am to say 'Invisible Man'... perhaps an Abba song...

Are you an alto, a mezzo soprano?

[shadowed_kat]

Alto is probably closest. I can pull of lullabies and other quiet songs well enough. That's about it. I've been known to mangle "Happy Birthday."

[metatron_tm]

'I will Survive' is always in there somewhere. Or if you can find a partner, 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light'... 'High Ho Silver Lining'?

Unless you could pull off something from a musical well.

You could always just go for 'Like a Virgin' as long as you don't mind the rude comments...

I still have to pick my bloody song. I hate karaoke.

[shadowed_kat]

Thank you for not suggesting something from Cats.

...No, that would be too weird. Too bad, too.

*grins* What did you sing the last time?

[metatron_tm]

I do have some taste, thank you very much.

*mumbles* Idon'tthinkweneedtotalkaboutthat.

[shadowed_kat]

There were no guarantees you did.

*snickers* What happened?

[metatron_tm]

Azrael is the one who ponced around in a white suit looking like something... I don't even want to know what looks like that... not me.

Let's just say the apostles were all legless and I was not.

[shadowed_kat]

That bad?

*laughs* Oh dear. I'm sorry.

[metatron_tm]

Worse.

And he still manages to twist my wing.

[shadowed_kat]

Are there pictures?

*amused* That's...sort of cute.

[metatron_tm]

If there are Rufus would have them. Ask Jesus.

*rolls his eyes* Why did I know that was coming eventually.

[shadowed_kat]

Rufus would be...who?

Shall. Note the resisting of joke with "Ask and ye shall receive." So hard.

*smiles* Well, it is!

[metatron_tm]

The thirteenth apostle.

Quite. And I won't comment on craven images.

*deadpan* Yes. Of course it is.