cue piano music
(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why are these fucking Laurel and Hardy dicks everywhere for fuck's sake(Anonymous): omg yes, like I can hear the piano music already.
From this glorious exchange on epithets over on fandom!secrets: http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/1650347.html?thread=967113643#cmt967113643