ladyofastolat on smitten apples

[conuly]

Shopping for apples today, I saw a shelf label that read "Smitten apples." None of the nearby apples declared themselves smitten on their sticky labels. Could I identify them by behaviour? Were any apples sighing sadly for the nearby pears? Were they saying to a Granny Smith that she was the apple of their eye? Every apple sat resolutely still,

Comments

[elenbarathi]

Because if they had, they'd be pineapples.

*ducking, grinning and running*

[conuly]

Ow, that actually hurt.

[elenbarathi]

Sorry - it was such a low-hanging fruit, I couldn't resist.

[conuly]

Yes, you could, you just didn't want to!

[elenbarathi]

No, really; it was just like what happened to Newton, metaphorically speaking.

[elenbarathi]

Fascinating; I never knew that. But these showed no sign of pining.

[jordinothepizza]

*slow clap* Brilliantly done!

[elenbarathi]

LOL, thanks!

[mayanas]

Hahaha gold. XD

[elenbarathi]

*bows and grins*