Me: Look at this! SNOWFLAKES for the next two days!!!! :((((((
Coworker: Uggghhh. They should have little faces on them. Angry faces. Because they're evil snowflakes.
Me: ALL SNOWFLAKES ARE EVIL.
Coworker: Nooooo, some snow is good! Like when there's enough that you can go skiing. Those are happy snowflakes!
Me: NO. SNOWFLAKES ARE NEVER HAPPY. THEY ARE ALWAYS EVIL.
Context is brisk, with a chance of flurries.