admnaismith on today's freshmen:

Aug 10, 2010 09:01

Want to feel old? Consider that this year’s incoming freshmen were born 18 years ago! And you probably felt old then, too!

Almost all of them use computers!
...and they know how to fix them, too! Be very afraid!
They think of Nine Inch Nails as “oldies rock”!
They don’t remember when Michael Jackson was black!

They don’t remember when “energy crisis” meant you forgot to eat a good breakfast! )

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turnofftherain August 10 2010, 16:04:43 UTC
ahahahahaha. I hate it when newspapers and magazines publish lists like these, but this one was pretty good.

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panoptics August 10 2010, 16:06:30 UTC
pffffffffft. The one that made me laugh the most was the Nine Inch Nails one. Probably because thinking that people might actually think that made me literally angry with rage!

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ladygzb August 10 2010, 19:01:41 UTC
I heard "Welcome to the Jungle" playing in the grocery store the other day.

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erunamiryene August 10 2010, 19:08:22 UTC
... wow. (Our grocery store is clearly behind the times, since the last time I was in there I heard "Hey Good Lookin (Whatcha Got Cookin?)" and that song is, well ... not new. XD )

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panoptics August 10 2010, 19:14:17 UTC
pffffffft. Good lord.

I think the closest to egregiousness re: 'classic rock' stations was hearing Losing My Religion on a classic rock station a few years ago. This is the sort of station whose musical choices get to early-mid-eighties at latest. Losing My Religion is from 1991.

They also didn't play any other R.E.M. and nothing else from that period.

/headscratch

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meleth August 10 2010, 16:19:29 UTC
They have never attended a public hanging, then stolen the body to sell to a medical school!

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meleth August 10 2010, 16:20:18 UTC
And on a serious note: for them, the Soviet Union is just a historical footnote.

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dornbeast August 10 2010, 16:56:27 UTC
Most of them don't know what a Soviet is!

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meleth August 10 2010, 16:58:24 UTC
Well, I think they know that in Soviet Russia, objects act upon subjects.

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m31andy August 10 2010, 16:27:06 UTC
*dies laughing*

This is brilliant. Just brilliant!

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vesta_aurelia August 11 2010, 00:50:12 UTC
icon love!!! can I steal?

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m31andy August 11 2010, 12:21:35 UTC
Sure! I can't remember where I got it, but it was made by kateshort.

I love yours as well - I used to use it a while back, before I found the Troy one!

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featherfire August 10 2010, 16:35:37 UTC
A friend and I were talking the other day and some song from 1990 (or thereabouts) came on. My friend says, "You know, this is classic rock." I was like WHUT NO. And she said yes, think about it... this came out 20 years ago.

I went "...OH GOD."

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caira August 11 2010, 02:36:51 UTC
Because 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' isn't overplayed enough already!

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