It's BACON!

[tweeti]

why_a_duck finds true happiness:

"No matter how bad tonight has been, it's all better now through the judicious application of bacon."

QWP - the whole darn post.

Comments

[firerosearien]

While I am ecstatic for why_a_duck I am also left to wonder as if this is why, being Jewish as I am, I'm also so damend moody.

(the above comment is not made to be taken entirely seriously...)

[rimspace]

Aaaah, bacon. Is there nothing you can not improve?

[shiruartist]

Cholesterol levels.

[filtro]

Well, that depends on your POV.

[kelly_holden]

Ice cream.

[confectionqueen]

This is a good point. I'm having Bacon tonight.

Re: "Why-a no chicken?"

[smirnoffmule]

Apart from the good mood of a pig.

Re: "Why-a no chicken?"

[tashabear]

The pig is dead; it no longer has moods.

(The difference between involvement and commitment can be found in a plate of bacon and eggs. The chicken is involved, the pig is committed.)

Re: "Why-a no chicken?"

[tabbyclaw]

I believe that if you were capable of explaining bacon to a pig, it would feel that its death wasn't wasted. If you were able to explain the bacon that Chili's puts on their hamburgers, the pig would skip on down to the slaughter pen without further prompting.

[eighthcloud]

*insert "push button, receive bacon" icon here*