New theories of physics emerge over in ONTD_P...

[mhael]

Over a sign in Kentucky vandalized into a racial slur:

box_in_the_box: I don't know which would be worse ... if they did this WITHOUT realizing the almost-inevitable outcome, if they did it and KNEW what would probably happen. It's like a DIVIDE BY ZERO thing, where BOTH alternatives are somehow EACH stupider than the other AT THE SAME TIME. IT'S SCHRODINGER'S

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[anagramofbrat]

SCHRODINGER'S JACKASS.

So going on my list of creative insults.

[ladyfox7oaks]

I think I shall have to add it, as well...

[jessicamariek]

Same here. Quite useful, and fun to say to boot!

[silmaril]

Until definite observation, Schrodinger's Jackass exists in a superposition of the "Intentionally jackass" and "Idiot, therefore unintentionally jackass" states. Upon definite observation of a further behavior that distinguishes between the two states, the superposed wavefunction collapses into the observed state.

In other words, beautiful concept, and definitely going into my vocabulary too.

[celestineangel]

IT'S SCHRODINGER'S JACKASS.

::DIES::

[box_in_the_box]

If somebody were to illustrate Schrodinger's Jackass, it would look like if M.C. Escher drew two NO U guys overlapping and flowing into one another, like a perfect circle of stupid and fail.

[vzg]

I am actually contemplating how one might draw this.

I may have it, too! (If only I had the skills of an artist.)

Like this, but with a mirror image:

[box_in_the_box]

Re: Like this, but with a mirror image:

[shel99]

Oh wow, that's really disturbing and yet I can't stop watching...

[yukitheawesome]

I actually think it sucks that the world has to keep coming up with ways to describe stupidity, but this is A+ material.

My heart, it is won.

[brightlotusmoon]

Wow. So much LOVE.