Google will take over the world

[sciffy_circo]

cuprohastes explains how Google will take over the world.

I'm waiting for the day when Google casually mentions they bought out some little Linux company and now have a netbook OS. It's just a kernel, a whole bunch of network drivers. It boots into Chrome and uses XML to do all the file management, media playback etc. and runs Google Gears so you can slorp

Comments

[athenemiranda]

Wow.

I want this to be IRL canon.

[technobubblegum]

Me too. Except maybe the livestock molestation, as the other commenters said.

[cuprohastes]

I have to say, when I wrote that I was thinking of all the strictly practical stuff, like milking cows, groping sheep's bellies to see if they're going to have lambs, putting lipsticks on pigs so they... uh forget that last part, mmm'kay?

[orbitaldiamonds]

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[stagknight]

That's -one- way it could go, certainly.

The other looks like a cross between the Borg and Alpha Complex.

Paranoia?

[etcet]

Identify yourself, Citizen.

Re: Paranoia?

[wint3rhart]

All Hail the Computer.

Re: Paranoia?

[stagknight]

Why would I need to identify myself when Google Face will tell you exactly who I am?

[kit_maxel]

I dunno, I'm pretty sure Google and Apple are going to team up to take over the world...

[tarpo]

Everything would be really easy to find bright white and cost 3 times as much as it should?

[kit_maxel]

Pretty much.

[dilbert719]

Well, everything already costs 3 times as much as it should, so we're halfway there already.

[spatialrift47]

I want this to happen, seriously. Minus the part about molesting livestock and a virus that kills us all.

[asqmh]

As long as we leave the livestock alone, I could even handle the Death Virus. Life might be short, but it'd be awesome.

[selenityshiroi]

Is everyone noting this post down for when this actually happens so that we can promote cuprohastes to Prophet of the New Google Order?