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Apr 10, 2009 13:08

sunshine_shaman revisits the old story on cause and effect:

If you give Claire a Venti coffee, she will try to find a place to put it on her desk. Realizing she has no room on her desk, she will clear away a spot for the coffee by throwing a good portion of garbage away. Some of it will fall on the floor as she brings it to the garbage can on the other side of her room. As she stoops to pick up the garbage, she will notice that there is an awful lot of stuff cluttering up the floor. After hanging up her clean clothes, starting a fresh load of laundry, and putting all her College books away, she will focus on the coat of grime sitting on the floor. Disgusted with her lack of personal hygiene - and realizing that all this dust and particles on the floor can not be helping her allergies - she finds the vacuum and furiously cleans the floor. To see if she got it all, Claire will open the blinds of her window, and will see that there is a spider colony situated in between the shutters and the window itself. Quickly, she will vacuum up the webs, and get a shot of fear through her veins, when she thinks of what might have just fallen onto her bed. She will rush to go get clean sheets, but stops at the sink in the bathroom to rid her hands of the spider stuff with a hefty amount of soap. While washing her hands, she spots all the water gunk and grossness all over the bathroom counter and mirror. Hurriedly, she will scrub and scour the hell out of the little room. After, she will wash her hands thoroughly, and remember that she needed clean sheets. When she finishes making the bed, Claire will flop down on it, sleepily, needing a quick boost of energy. That is when she remembers that she has a Venti cup of powerful coffee…….

Context is all she wrote.
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