madmazula waxes dirtily poetic
Dirty Cook Song
Hey there pretty
What’s your name
I haves something that will
Drive you insane
Hey there gorgeous
You’re quite a treat
I have a meal that I’d
Like you to eat
Just close your eyes
Open your mouth
There’s nothing like these
Drinks from the south
It’s full of protein
No it’s not a shake
It’s like the icing
On a birthday cake
It’s organic
And man-made
Your mother liked it, so you
Shouldn’t be afraid
Just close your eyes
Open your mouth
There’s nothing like these
Drinks from the south
Look at that smile
I’m glad I came
Make sure not to spill ‘cause
That stuff will stain
You want seconds?
That’s really great
I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself
But you’ll have to wait
Context is rather sticky (apologies for posting/deleting/reposting, had brain fart.)
Hey there pretty
What’s your name
I haves something that will
Drive you insane
Hey there gorgeous
You’re quite a treat
I have a meal that I’d
Like you to eat
Just close your eyes
Open your mouth
There’s nothing like these
Drinks from the south
It’s full of protein
No it’s not a shake
It’s like the icing
On a birthday cake
It’s organic
And man-made
Your mother liked it, so you
Shouldn’t be afraid
Just close your eyes
Open your mouth
There’s nothing like these
Drinks from the south
Look at that smile
I’m glad I came
Make sure not to spill ‘cause
That stuff will stain
You want seconds?
That’s really great
I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself
But you’ll have to wait
Context is rather sticky (apologies for posting/deleting/reposting, had brain fart.)