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[arqueete]

alexanderditto shares his encounter with the monster fruit:

I dug deeper, deeper, the fragrance floating fluid, omnipresent, overpowering, collecting those kernels in a bowl to savor, and as I took my first bite, their sweetness exploded on my tongue, a delicious cross between fruits of all kinds; as though a banana had had carnal relations with a pineapple,

Comments

[annemjw]

My god, this reads like it should be on weepingcock...

:D

[amnotcute]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

[hoyah]

... i'm trying to figure out how a banana would put it in a pineapple. *dies* my brain... it is broken.

[pandoradeloeste]

Wet with acidic pineapple juice, though. That stuff hurts my mouth after a while - I can't imagine it on more delicate bits of your anatomy.

Uh....

[nekosensei]

I think they were talking about bananas. Not the kind of banana that you were...uh...thinking of...

[jelliclecat]

Holy crap....oxalic acid? Really?

[van]

I had to wiki Monstera Deliciosa to make sure this wasn't all one big euphemism. And now I really want to try it. ;_;

[booksareadrug]

Is that a John Green icon?

[arqueete]

Actually it's a Hank Green icon. But this one is a John Green icon :)

[booksareadrug]

Ah, yes. I love Nerdfighters.