zomg teh gay!! OH NOES

[mamajoan]

maggiesox ponders the implications of California declaring gay marriage legal:

"I knew something had to be destroying traditional marriage when, around 3:30, wing2j and I (and every other heterosexual married couple I know) spontaneously got divorced. I'm looking forward to meeting the new lesbian wife I've been assigned, and I truly hope that wing2j's assigned

Comments

[shyshutterbug]

Just beautiful. A thousand internets to you, my friend.

[rawtoast]

I was wondering when something of this sort would show up on metaquotes.

[downloadable08]

Can I get a wife who will do dishes?

[lots42]

LOL I was just trying and failing to make a post about getting a gay husband because it'd be awesome to have someone who doesn't give a good goddamn about some non-foody dishes laying in the sink for three days.

[downloadable08]

I don't mind them laying around for a few days, I just don't like doing them myself. I offer to do other chores in exchange, and it usually works out fairly well. :D

[b4byd0ll]

LOL

[raving_rendal]

OK if your bisexual do you just get a pre existing couple then?

[amigone]

Win!

[nightsinger]

They didn't legalise polyamourous marriages, sadly, so you might be forced to choose.

[tacky_tramp]

Intersex person plz!