razorxrosary has trouble finding just the right undergarment.

[powerof3]

Underwear shopping: it's like The Da Vinci Code. Senseless, overblown, and frustrating.

Context doesnt wear underwear.

Comments

[krakenwakes]

Actually for me it's always a bleak, minimalist, disconcerting experience... rather like Beckett's later plays.

[gruyere]

And his earlier plays.

[krakenwakes]

And his novels.

[princesskraehe]

Icon!

Why is it as soon as I come home from a holiday in Penrith, all the W&I icons come out?

[mathnerd]

This is true, but the wording especially made me ROFL at work. :)

mathnerd♥

[morriganslayde]

thm|dar|♥en|
rna|♥te|dmh|
ed♥|nmh|atr|
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n♥t|mha|rde|
mrd|e♥n|hat|
aeh|trd|mn♥|
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dtr|an♥|ehm|
han|rem|t♥d|
♥me|hdt|nra|

...insomnia sucks.

Re: mathnerd♥

[mathnerd]

Insomnia may suck, but darn! it does wonders for solving puzzles! ;)

Re: mathnerd♥

[morriganslayde]

I feel bad because after I did it I looked back on other entries and saw a comment where it said you hadn't solved it yet. Oops!

It's a difficult one! There's only one first move and it's a process-of-elimination one!

[gonadsandstrife]

For me, it's like A Brief History Of Time: highly theoretical with no tangible product.

[kickthehobbit]

Obviously, the only answer is going commando.

[gonadsandstrife]

Exactly.

[claire]

I would rather shop for hours every week for my difficult to find in stores size than ever read The Da Vinci Code again.

[dejadrew]

Agreed. Except I never actually read it all the way through the first time. The book hit the wall sometime around the part where the professor dude was explaining that "Mona Lisa" is an anagram for the names of two Egyptian gods, male and female, which is proof that she's a hermaphrodite.

I think I yelled something about "and what's the anagram for 'La Gioconda,' moron?," but the memory is a bit blurry viewed through the smoky red haze of rage. The neighbours might know. I'm sure they heard.

[timotab]

"Coo, Anal Dig!" ?

[madsqueeble]

A Lad Cooing?

I, Anglo Coda?

[paper_legends]

Your bra is the holy vessel of Jesus Christ? Dang, your bosoms must be miraculous!

[b_phil]

Bosum. While many (indeed perhaps even most) women have two breasts, they tend to have a singular bosum, which may indeed be miraculous.

[germankitty]

Um, actually we have one bosom. Unless you're thinking of a bosun, in which case I might not object to having one, two or even more (providing they looked like Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom ... I'm sure you get the picture, no? *grins*). Sort of like, "If you want me, just whistle!" :)

[paper_legends]

Please to be teaching me? Meriam Webster says "bosoms":
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/bosoms

And has no entry for "bosum."

I was adding the "s" to be lolcat cute-like, but... am I doing it wrong, spelling it with an "o"? Do I fail?

(I was a novel's editor, so I'm used to using the MW as the industry standard... does this change in the UK or CAN?)

*puzzles*