On Cartoon Dinosaur Porn
ediblestars, in response to a post about Land Before Time erotic fiction:
Scene: A confessional. Candles flicker in the corners as a storm howls outside the cathedral. A dark figure huddles close to the screen, cloak pulled over his head. He whimpers with every breath.
CLOAKED MAN: H-hello, Father.
PRIEST: Hello, my son.
CLOAKED MAN: F-father, is--is it true that the L-Lord is merciful?
PRIEST: He is merciful beyond all human capacity, and wise beyond all human understanding. What troubles you?
CLOAKED MAN: F-f-forgive me, Father, f-for I have sinned...
PRIEST: All is forgiven, my son, Christ has--
CLOAKED MAN: No, F-father, my sin is too great, too... abhorrent...
PRIEST: Take comfort, my son.
CLOAKED MAN: (cries) You do not know--you cannot understand--
PRIEST: (murmurs a brief prayer) Please, my son... what troubles you?
CLOAKED MAN: I... I... (sobs uncontrollably) I wrote a story on the internet about some dinosaurs having sex!
PRIEST: Dinosaurs are a human fiction, my son. Say two Hail Marys and leave with my blessing. Goodnight.
CLOAKED MAN: (whimper)
Context is not for creationists
Scene: A confessional. Candles flicker in the corners as a storm howls outside the cathedral. A dark figure huddles close to the screen, cloak pulled over his head. He whimpers with every breath.
CLOAKED MAN: H-hello, Father.
PRIEST: Hello, my son.
CLOAKED MAN: F-father, is--is it true that the L-Lord is merciful?
PRIEST: He is merciful beyond all human capacity, and wise beyond all human understanding. What troubles you?
CLOAKED MAN: F-f-forgive me, Father, f-for I have sinned...
PRIEST: All is forgiven, my son, Christ has--
CLOAKED MAN: No, F-father, my sin is too great, too... abhorrent...
PRIEST: Take comfort, my son.
CLOAKED MAN: (cries) You do not know--you cannot understand--
PRIEST: (murmurs a brief prayer) Please, my son... what troubles you?
CLOAKED MAN: I... I... (sobs uncontrollably) I wrote a story on the internet about some dinosaurs having sex!
PRIEST: Dinosaurs are a human fiction, my son. Say two Hail Marys and leave with my blessing. Goodnight.
CLOAKED MAN: (whimper)
Context is not for creationists