teshara has a cat problem

Apr 06, 2007 12:10


In note_to_cat, she pleads:

I love you.
I love the fact that I'm working at home and get to hang with you all day.
I love the fact you are so happy about it.

However, mommy is a phone sex operator.

The nice men that call mummy are calling to be entertained by me.
Not by your frolicking, singing, or ability to open loud squeaky doors while yowling.

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therosewilde April 6 2007, 17:48:17 UTC
Same job.
Phone-stealing rat.
I feel her pain.

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teshara April 6 2007, 18:04:12 UTC
You into the kitty ball gag idea as well?

:D

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therosewilde April 6 2007, 18:06:39 UTC
Nope - in my case, it's the movement, not the noise. So i'm thinking rodent-bondage. Handcuff his paws together, and he won't be able to climb up on my shoulder and try and wrestle the phone away from me.

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teshara April 6 2007, 18:15:19 UTC
lol!
I friended you because I like talking to other PSO's.
Plus all my male roomies want to know where to sign up with a male based line because they think I have a great job.
Is your company UK based?

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LOL! valeriana April 6 2007, 18:05:46 UTC
Exact same problem here.

Nothing quite as...disconcerting as having 3 pairs of eyes lined up as you're hitting the high notes, staring at you with extremely concerned looks on their faces.

*chuckles*

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Re: LOL! therosewilde April 6 2007, 18:07:35 UTC
Just seen your LJ - may I add you?

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Re: LOL! valeriana April 6 2007, 18:11:02 UTC
Absolutely! And I'll add you back! (If you don't mind, that is...it's tough finding other gals out there doing the same job. LOL!)

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And guys too. valeriana April 6 2007, 18:17:50 UTC
Jeebus.

My brain is just...forgive me for being obtuse. I feel like someone slipped me a mickey in my water.

I'll just shut up now and hit my corner over here. LOL! And welcome nonetheless! I'm really quite interested in hearing your stories:)

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social_morphine April 6 2007, 19:45:35 UTC
mommy is a phone sex operator.

That sounds like a Country and Western song waiting to happen.

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Re: I thought so too. iluq April 6 2007, 22:45:16 UTC
Awesome.

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Re: I thought so too. smu April 6 2007, 22:49:14 UTC
::speechless::

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