ravenscanary listens to "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood

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...I can't believe this song came on. I'm not going to let Jesus take the wheel in my life, and if my car spins out on black ice, I'm certainly not going to "throw my hands up in the air". Did no one teach you defensive driving, Carrie Underwood? You are supposed to steer slowly and carefully through a slide, and pump the brake.

Screw Jesus! Does he know how to drive on icy Maine roads in the dead of winter? Fuck no.

Context is driving on icy roads in Maine.