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[eureeka]

inyfacemckelvey ponders an age old question:

given a narrow path, who has the right of way?
a. me, pushing a baby in a stroller

b. an angry lesbian in a wheelchair, smoking a cigarette

she thought b. i thought a. disaster ensued.

Context isn't really necessary, this is the post in its entirety.

Comments

[sugar_spun]

I think it comes down to which can get up the most momentum.

[happymrlocust]

and this is why all baby chairs and wheelchairs would be fitted with rocket engines if I ruled the world.

Then again, you can achieve the same effect with two CO2 fire extinguishers...

[sofish_sasha]

Brainiac, yes?

[happymrlocust]

Yes, our man Hammond is full of wonderful ideas.

And you could probably fit a spike on the front as well.

[sugar_spun]

Cowcatchers.

[b_phil]

Rocket engines and airbags, I hope? Must think of safety, after all.