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American expat and Aussie resident (soon to be citizen) morriganslayde finds something useful in the automated menus:

While on the phone with the American Consulate I got the following recording:

"To leave a message on your opinion of the United States Government, Press 4"

It took all my energy to keep from pressing four.

F-locked post, QWP, i's dotted, t's crossed, hoops jumped through.