Because Superman's an easy target :-P
pet_lunatic on Superman's secretiveness:
"We ate lunch out, then went to see 'Superman Returns'. An interesting experience for me since I didn't know he'd been away. Anyway, apparently he's back. Kevin Spacey was good, as always. But I'm baffled as to how a bloke who wears his knickers over a pair of blue tights can save the universe so effectively...also why he bothers being so secretive when every single person in the world knows the exact size and shape of his penis."
"We ate lunch out, then went to see 'Superman Returns'. An interesting experience for me since I didn't know he'd been away. Anyway, apparently he's back. Kevin Spacey was good, as always. But I'm baffled as to how a bloke who wears his knickers over a pair of blue tights can save the universe so effectively...also why he bothers being so secretive when every single person in the world knows the exact size and shape of his penis."