X-Files fan fiction, anyone?
cynical_terror ponders the deep content of X-Files fan fiction.
And why is there so much bad X Files fan fic out there? I really dislike first person POV in the XF fandom. Probably because I haven't read one done well yet. The fic is always like:
Mulder's POV
Dana doesn't love me. I know it. And I love her. Woe. It'll never happen. Never. We'll never be together. Schmoop.
Scully's POV
I am so horny. I never get any. Except for maybe that time with Ed Jerse. I regret this poorly colored tattoo. Why won't Mulder make babies with me?
Mulder's POV
I am randomly sitting outside Scully's apartment. I've been sitting here for hours. Nope, I'm not creepy at all.
Scully's POV
Mulder's been sitting outside my apartment for HOURS. He must want to make babies.
Mulder's POV
OMG, we're making babies. Wet folds. Heaving bosoms. Turgid member.
Scully's POV
Mulder just groped my ankle and I orgasmed five times.
Mulder's POV
Oh, Dana! I love you!
Scully's POV
Oh, Fox! I wuv u 2, kthxbye. ^_-
Arianne's POV
Oh, for the love of shit.
And why is there so much bad X Files fan fic out there? I really dislike first person POV in the XF fandom. Probably because I haven't read one done well yet. The fic is always like:
Mulder's POV
Dana doesn't love me. I know it. And I love her. Woe. It'll never happen. Never. We'll never be together. Schmoop.
Scully's POV
I am so horny. I never get any. Except for maybe that time with Ed Jerse. I regret this poorly colored tattoo. Why won't Mulder make babies with me?
Mulder's POV
I am randomly sitting outside Scully's apartment. I've been sitting here for hours. Nope, I'm not creepy at all.
Scully's POV
Mulder's been sitting outside my apartment for HOURS. He must want to make babies.
Mulder's POV
OMG, we're making babies. Wet folds. Heaving bosoms. Turgid member.
Scully's POV
Mulder just groped my ankle and I orgasmed five times.
Mulder's POV
Oh, Dana! I love you!
Scully's POV
Oh, Fox! I wuv u 2, kthxbye. ^_-
Arianne's POV
Oh, for the love of shit.