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ironychan is angry with her cat over at note_to_cat.
Dear Hector:
You have been a very bad ca... don't look at me like that, it won't help. Now listen up. What you did was very nau... those big blue eyes aren't going to help you, buster. You've been a... you can rub up against me all you want, but it won't change the fact that you did something very... that you've been... look, I don't care how cute you are, you shouldn't have...
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Who's mommie's cuddly baby? Is it you? Is it you? Yes, it is! Who wants a tummy tummy tickle? Ooooh, Hector does!
QWP, ladies and gentlemen.
Dear Hector:
You have been a very bad ca... don't look at me like that, it won't help. Now listen up. What you did was very nau... those big blue eyes aren't going to help you, buster. You've been a... you can rub up against me all you want, but it won't change the fact that you did something very... that you've been... look, I don't care how cute you are, you shouldn't have...
...
Who's mommie's cuddly baby? Is it you? Is it you? Yes, it is! Who wants a tummy tummy tickle? Ooooh, Hector does!
QWP, ladies and gentlemen.