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WE'VE SUSPECTED IT FOR SOME TIME, BUT AFTER SEEING OBAMA ORDER
CONES & MORE 'BARRYCADES' POSITIONED TO PREVENT CITIZENS FROM
LOOKING AT OUR BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN SCENARY, IT NOW SEEMS OBVIOUS
Hold on to your seat!
Our president is clearly.
NOT OF THIS EARTH!
Pretty creepy, huh? Someone stops on the side of the road at Mt. Rushmore and black choppers swoop down to chase them off.
I saw a report that anyone dying at "Death Valley" during the goovernment shutdown may be subject to fine or imprisonment.
I heard a rumor "No Swimming" signs have been placed at Crater Lake and, when I went jogging today at a local playground, I observed a man in a dark suit and sunglasses taking pictures from behind a tree.
See? First 80 & 90 year-old war veterans are harrassed at national memorials while barrycades and barbed wire are put up, children are denied cancer treatment, and just yesterday we learn our brave military overseas are hving their football and baseball games BLACKED OUT!
And now the spread of the cones ... and more barrycades. They're even talking about closing the OCEAN!
Heck - what happened to that HURRICANE they've been predicting all week. Karen? She just ... disappeared! Was she ... shut down? Have they such power?
Curiouser and curiouser!
More details as they emerge.
Oh, and if you see cones multiplying in front of the ocean or a mountain near you, or even a sunset - don't blame me - I'M FROM HERE! ;-)
WE'VE SUSPECTED IT FOR SOME TIME, BUT AFTER SEEING OBAMA ORDER
CONES & MORE 'BARRYCADES' POSITIONED TO PREVENT CITIZENS FROM
LOOKING AT OUR BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN SCENARY, IT NOW SEEMS OBVIOUS
Hold on to your seat!
Our president is clearly.
NOT OF THIS EARTH!
Pretty creepy, huh? Someone stops on the side of the road at Mt. Rushmore and black choppers swoop down to chase them off.
I saw a report that anyone dying at "Death Valley" during the goovernment shutdown may be subject to fine or imprisonment.
I heard a rumor "No Swimming" signs have been placed at Crater Lake and, when I went jogging today at a local playground, I observed a man in a dark suit and sunglasses taking pictures from behind a tree.
See? First 80 & 90 year-old war veterans are harrassed at national memorials while barrycades and barbed wire are put up, children are denied cancer treatment, and just yesterday we learn our brave military overseas are hving their football and baseball games BLACKED OUT!
And now the spread of the cones ... and more barrycades. They're even talking about closing the OCEAN!
Heck - what happened to that HURRICANE they've been predicting all week. Karen? She just ... disappeared! Was she ... shut down? Have they such power?
Curiouser and curiouser!
More details as they emerge.
Oh, and if you see cones multiplying in front of the ocean or a mountain near you, or even a sunset - don't blame me - I'M FROM HERE! ;-)