Nov 09, 2012 11:48
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LIBERALS ARE SCREAMING OVER SUGGESTION PEOPLE VOTED FOR OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS BECAUSE THEY VOTED FOR *FREE STUFF* AND NOBODY VOTES AGAINST SANTA CLAUS
Aren't you happy to be able to say you know someone who has been saying this for the last FIVE YEARS ... and before if you don't simply count LJ?
Yep ... I've been warning since graduate school that we have been heading to ward the tipping point ... quoting Alexis de'Tocqueville ... warning about how Democrats vote for their government Santa Claus and nanny to get their "freebies" for YEARS!
And we now have a majority of people, by hook or crook, through importing "undocumented voters", busing in thousands of Somalis in Ohio, Mexicans, scouring the mental institutions and prisons, junior college students, single women and union members, etc. who will OPENLY tell you they are voting for free stuff.
So to all of these and to all the people who contributed to Obama's "election" I say:
AN EARLY 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' TO OBAMA SUPPORTERS ACROSS THE WORLD!
AFRIKAANS geseënde Kersfees
ALBANIAN gëzuar Krishtlindja
ALSATIAN gleckika Wïanachta
ARABIC ميلاد مجيد (miilaad majiid)
ARMENIAN Shnorhavor Surb tsnund
BOSNIAN sretan Božić
BULGARIAN весела коледа (vesela koleda)
BURMESE Christmas nay hma mue pyaw pa
AZERI Noel bayraminiz mubarak
BASQUE Eguberri on BELARUSIAN З Божым нараджэннем (Z Bozym naradzenniem)
CROATIAN sretan Božić
CHINESE 圣诞快乐 (shèng dàn kuài lè)
CZECH veselé Vánoce
DANISH glædelig jul
DHOLUO bedgi sikuku maber
DUTCH vrolijk Kerstfeest
ENGLISH Merry Christmas
ESPERANTO gojan Kristnaskonsubho baradin
FINNISH hyvää joulua
FRENCH joyeux Noël FRISIAN
HAITIAN CREOLE jwaye Nowel
HAWAIIAN mele Kalikimaka
GERMAN frohe Weihnachten / fröhliche Weihnachten
GREEK kala christougenna / kala xristougenna
HEBREW חג מולד שמח (hag molad saméa'h)
HINDI Krismas ki subhkamna
ITALIAN buon Natale
JAVANESE sugeng
Natal JAPANESE merii kurisumasu
INDONESIAN selamat
Natal IRISH GAELIC
KOREAN 즐거운 크리쓰마쓰
KURDISH Noela we pîroz be LAO souksan van Christmas
MALAY selamat hari natal
MONGOLIAN zul sariin bayariin mend hurgie
NORWEGIAN god jul
POLISH wesołych świąt bożego Narodzenia
PORTUGUESE feliz Natal
SAMOAN ia manuia le Kerisimasi
SPANISH Feliz Navidad
PERSIAN کریسمس مبارک (Christmas mobaarak)
SCOTTISH GAELIC Nollaig chridheil
SERBIAN Христос се роди (Hristos se rodi)
ROMANIAN un Crăciun fericit RUKIGA Noheiri nungi / webale Noheiri
RUSSIAN С Рождеством Хрисовым (S rozhdestvom Khristovym)
SLOVENIAN vesel božič / vesele božične praznike
SOBOTA dobro dedek SPANISH feliz Navidad SRANAN switi Krisneti
VIETNAMESE Mừng Chúa Giáng Sinh WALOON ("betchfessîs" spelling) djoyeus Noyé
What is Santa bringing YOU this year? Will Obama start running commercials in Mexico instructing people on how to get food stamps (oh, he already has?)? Will new agencies be open to advise people how to get ObamaCare without being qualified? Will all those women Republicans are at war with start burning the phone "lines" up to get their free contraceptives and, if they're too lazy to use them, apply for free abortions? Got your new ObamaPhones?
NOW ... when you meet people who are happy Obama won, be sure to reciprocate with a healthy MERRY CHRISTMAS!
And be sure to ask them what Santa's bring them this year.
They'll just LOVE that!
You KNOW how people love to beag about their goodies ... especially FREE goodies.
Oh, and remind them who is going to get the bill.
And do it fast ... I have a funny felling wishing someone "Merry Christmas" in public is in danger of being declared "hate speech"!
Remember where you heard it first.
FOOTNOTE: If I missed your nationality, let me know. There are many more and I don't want to exclude a single Obama supporter. Santa loves you too!
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