occupy oakland ’movement: hey ma! please feed us, wipe our butts, clean our mess & send more stuff
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SERIOUSLY, YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE TO STRETCH THE TRUTH MUCH TO MAKE FUN … JUST RECORD AND REPEAT WHAT THE OCCUPIERS SAY
This is bringing new meaning to the far left MOVEMENT.
For example. Their manifesto:
“Since we don’t need permission to claim what is already ours, we do not have a list of demands to give you. There is no specific thing you can do to make us ‘go away.’ And the last thing we want is for you to reinforce your power. … Our goal is to bring power back to where it belongs, with the people so we can fix what the politicians and corporations have screwed up.”
BUT! A wish list for their “mommies and daddies”:
URGENT: MORE FOLDING TABLES! and wooden pallets;
Cups and mugs (reusable, NOT paper or Styrofoam, plz!);
Tongs!;
Coolers, ice;
Lemons and limes;
Garlic;
Fresh fruits & veggies;
Sleeping stuff: sleeping bags, blankets, tarps;
Dry, clean socks (oh so important!);
Sunscreen;
White boards;
tents;
child caretakers;
Maalox;
Scissors;
Markers/crayons;
Newspaper magazines;
Straw bales (to keep mud down);
Toilet paper; Hand sanitizer.
Please hurry and send in all this free stuff as they need to begin taking over the country ASAP!
And SOMEONE please have those Porta-Potties the Oakland Education Association (OEA) donated emptied and cleaned too we are up to it in poop!
Got your checks and care packages in the mail? You want to save the planet, right?
And by the way! Where is the EPA when you REALLY need it?
I mean ... human feces, urine and garbage piling up in major cities being applauded in the media and government but God forbid you spill a hazardous product like milk in your back yard.
Okay, THAT was a slight exaggeration.
SERIOUSLY, YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE TO STRETCH THE TRUTH MUCH TO MAKE FUN … JUST RECORD AND REPEAT WHAT THE OCCUPIERS SAY
This is bringing new meaning to the far left MOVEMENT.
For example. Their manifesto:
“Since we don’t need permission to claim what is already ours, we do not have a list of demands to give you. There is no specific thing you can do to make us ‘go away.’ And the last thing we want is for you to reinforce your power. … Our goal is to bring power back to where it belongs, with the people so we can fix what the politicians and corporations have screwed up.”
BUT! A wish list for their “mommies and daddies”:
URGENT: MORE FOLDING TABLES! and wooden pallets;
Cups and mugs (reusable, NOT paper or Styrofoam, plz!);
Tongs!;
Coolers, ice;
Lemons and limes;
Garlic;
Fresh fruits & veggies;
Sleeping stuff: sleeping bags, blankets, tarps;
Dry, clean socks (oh so important!);
Sunscreen;
White boards;
tents;
child caretakers;
Maalox;
Scissors;
Markers/crayons;
Newspaper magazines;
Straw bales (to keep mud down);
Toilet paper; Hand sanitizer.
Please hurry and send in all this free stuff as they need to begin taking over the country ASAP!
And SOMEONE please have those Porta-Potties the Oakland Education Association (OEA) donated emptied and cleaned too we are up to it in poop!
Got your checks and care packages in the mail? You want to save the planet, right?
And by the way! Where is the EPA when you REALLY need it?
I mean ... human feces, urine and garbage piling up in major cities being applauded in the media and government but God forbid you spill a hazardous product like milk in your back yard.
Okay, THAT was a slight exaggeration.