baseball is only weeks away

[metaphorsbwithu]

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TO START OFF THE ANNUAL BASEBALL RITES OF SPRING ...
I'VE PENNED A BRAND NEW OBAMA PARODY SONG

Sung to the tune Take Me Out to the Ball Game

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Bail Me Out, Dear Obama

Bail me out, dear Obama
Bail me out I’m not proud
Buy me a new car, a wide-screen tv
Send some cash, please,
"Oh, say can you see?"
that I’ll root, root, root
for the Party
If they don't win, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three
Terms who cares?
‘cause I have no shame.

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