Lacksadaisical breakfast.
I got some crap to say about Toaster pastries. If you can even call them pastries. Apparently, as long as you have a member of the Bread group filled with about ANYTHING, then you've got a pastry. Meaning that i can fill beer with old coffee grounds and i made breakfast! There is no quality to these things anymore! You know what I'm talking about, too. Pop Tarts, or countless other rip offs. They fall apart in seconds and the gol damn filling tastes like strawberry diarrhea (i assume, depending on what flavor you have). These things are marketed as good to eat on the go! but in reality, ......okay, i guess they are good on the go, but they are not good in general. Unless you are in a hurry, I don't suggest eating them. One, because they taste like crap. Two, because they are CRAPPILY MADE that they fall apart the second you pull them out of that astronaut freeze dried packaging they came in. You get freaking pop tart everywhere! "Look at me! I'm delicious and good if you are in a hurry, but I'm gonna make you look like crap when you get there." Business meeting, seminar, production speech........crumbs on my suit.
That is all.
That is all.