King Crazy Cat-The Diamond Geezer(why just look at him sparkle the cat is literally diamond!) and Princess Hello Kitty-The Swarkowski Crystal Bird(why just look at her sparkle she's literally a Swarowski masterpeice!)
Today these kitsch lovlies shall be joined in holy matromony and ignighted in the land of the rainbow *:)
The man that completed the ceremony is the great Homer Simpson
He forgot his lines but after Marge handed him a Duff(you see homer things better on booze)
All was well and they shall live happily ever after *:)
The End.