"You're pretty cool for a bottle of syrup."
HAHA I don't know why, but that line from the Mrs. Butterworth's commercial cracks me up so bad.
Anyway. I think I drank too much coffee, oops!1 Doctor Who's being amazing again and omg TEN and omg MARTHA and omg RUSTY WITH THE SHIP WARS. <3. Only Kim will understand that, uh. AND MAYBE spoonerknife IN A FEW WEEKS!
My mommy loves me:
Me: *offers cheek to mom* Give me a kiss, mommy!
Mom: Why should I kiss such a brat daughter like you? You don't do any work! Do you say this to your boss, that you don't want to work?
Me: No..
Mom: Why not?
Me: Because.. you can't fire me.
Mom: Oh yeah?
Me: I'll always be your daughter and you'll always be my mom. So you'll always love me.
Mom: I don't love anyone.
Me: Not even your favorite little girl?
Mom: Not my little girl, not my big girl, not my middle son.
Me: Aww. ...give me a kiss, mommy!
Mom: *kisses cheek*
^_______^
ALSO. I have decided Kim needs to get an "I <3 Ami" tattoo. Yes? I think so. Kim is, however, apprehensive about it. I mean, I can understand. People might take it the wrong way. It's strictly platonic, guys. Because otherwise it'd be weird.
I did also suggest "I <3 MIAMI" and people could think it means the city, but it would actually be "I <3 MI AMI" which is of course like "I <3 MY AMI" which is what Kim calls me anyhow. I think this is a very good compromise.
Yeah! Besides, what else could Kim/anyone possibly want engraved into their flesh forever and ever? I CAN THINK OF NOTHING.
P.S. So losdosmos wrote me fic (kind of), grdnofevrythng made me into fic (kind of), and my shovel is the Chicas mascot (kind of). This is pretty much awesome, fyi.
Anyway. I think I drank too much coffee, oops!1 Doctor Who's being amazing again and omg TEN and omg MARTHA and omg RUSTY WITH THE SHIP WARS. <3. Only Kim will understand that, uh. AND MAYBE spoonerknife IN A FEW WEEKS!
My mommy loves me:
Me: *offers cheek to mom* Give me a kiss, mommy!
Mom: Why should I kiss such a brat daughter like you? You don't do any work! Do you say this to your boss, that you don't want to work?
Me: No..
Mom: Why not?
Me: Because.. you can't fire me.
Mom: Oh yeah?
Me: I'll always be your daughter and you'll always be my mom. So you'll always love me.
Mom: I don't love anyone.
Me: Not even your favorite little girl?
Mom: Not my little girl, not my big girl, not my middle son.
Me: Aww. ...give me a kiss, mommy!
Mom: *kisses cheek*
^_______^
ALSO. I have decided Kim needs to get an "I <3 Ami" tattoo. Yes? I think so. Kim is, however, apprehensive about it. I mean, I can understand. People might take it the wrong way. It's strictly platonic, guys. Because otherwise it'd be weird.
I did also suggest "I <3 MIAMI" and people could think it means the city, but it would actually be "I <3 MI AMI" which is of course like "I <3 MY AMI" which is what Kim calls me anyhow. I think this is a very good compromise.
Yeah! Besides, what else could Kim/anyone possibly want engraved into their flesh forever and ever? I CAN THINK OF NOTHING.
P.S. So losdosmos wrote me fic (kind of), grdnofevrythng made me into fic (kind of), and my shovel is the Chicas mascot (kind of). This is pretty much awesome, fyi.