Woohoo!
Good news! That psycho bitch of a soon-to-be ex wife of mine is agreeing to drop the charges. Hopefully the D.A.'s office doesn't decide to run with it anyway, as I've heard they've sometimes been known to do. And now that all the lies she's been telling for months now are finally out in the open both my parents have no doubt that I was telling the truth the whole time. Soon I'll be a free man (in more ways than one)!