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Here are some awesome quotes from Jeni, when she was drunk....at 1 am....with me, liz and jessie....on a milkshake mission...to the grill...and here we go:
"PANERA! Give me some bread, bitch!!"
"...No officer, this is my normal state! the alcohol just enhanc---NO what alcohol?!"
"Don't look over,bitch! Man he looked over, he's challenging me! Let me out of this car" haha poor guy
"I live in Watkinsville bitch! Where the cool cows live"
"If I get caught I'll live for free, and I don't got to worry about being ass raped cuz women's don't have penises...so I don't have to worry about dropping the soap...I use body wash anyway"
I'm INVINCIBLE!....but I do have to pee, is that a sign of weakness?
-Jeni, like Jedi but an "n"
haha that was so much fun, I heart Jeni, Liz and Jessie
"PANERA! Give me some bread, bitch!!"
"...No officer, this is my normal state! the alcohol just enhanc---NO what alcohol?!"
"Don't look over,bitch! Man he looked over, he's challenging me! Let me out of this car" haha poor guy
"I live in Watkinsville bitch! Where the cool cows live"
"If I get caught I'll live for free, and I don't got to worry about being ass raped cuz women's don't have penises...so I don't have to worry about dropping the soap...I use body wash anyway"
I'm INVINCIBLE!....but I do have to pee, is that a sign of weakness?
-Jeni, like Jedi but an "n"
haha that was so much fun, I heart Jeni, Liz and Jessie