Found an old post that sorta made me chuckle

[metallicaguns]

Obituary History: I got this sign on my door..
OnlineHost: Heartcrashed has entered the room.
Obituary History: it says.." Don't leave cigarette butts in the bushes or grass. Fore hazard."
Obituary History: I'm like..
Obituary History: " Wtf, I don't even smoke anymore."
Ms Katness: lol
Obituary History: fire*
Atrophied Mind: brb
Heartcrashed: green doesn't light on fire.
Heartcrashed: it smoulders.
Obituary History: Lisa..
Obituary History: everything around here is brown.
Heartcrashed: it smoulders.
Obituary History: we haven't had rain in three weeks
Heartcrashed: bushes and plants.
Heartcrashed: inless severely dry.
Heartcrashed: like.
Heartcrashed: intensly. smoulders.
Obituary History: Oh I see. Those wild fires around the state of Washington are smouldering 75,000 acres.
Obituary History: I get it.
Heartcrashed: they are trees.
Obituary History: It's not burning, no flames.
Obituary History: Just..
Heartcrashed: they have wood.
Obituary History: smouldering
OnlineHost: CelticCross03 has entered the room.
Ms Katness: .....
Heartcrashed: they go on fire.
Obituary History: 75,000 acres in a day..smouldering.
Heartcrashed: wayne.
Ms Katness: Wow.. useful argument going on here.
Obituary History: Creeping little fire..
Heartcrashed: are they trees?
Obituary History: creeps along.
Heartcrashed: ARE THEY TREES?
Obituary History: YES
Obituary History: idiot!
Obituary History: YES
Heartcrashed: YES, THEY'RE TREES.
Heartcrashed: DOES WOOD ON FIRE?
Obituary History: GRASS TREES BUSHES
Heartcrashed: WHY, YES IT DOES.
Obituary History: BROWN STUFF
Obituary History: MORON
Obituary History: STFU
Heartcrashed: ARE THEY BUSHES?
Obituary History: NOW
Heartcrashed: NO, THEY'RE NOT.
Ms Katness: Lisa.. bushes and grass can catch fire..
Heartcrashed: wtf wanna tell that to my science teacher?
Obituary History: LOL
Ms Katness: Sure =D
Obituary History: ROOFL!!!
Obituary History: " You wanna tell thatt o my teacher?"
Obituary History: LOL