im really bored
here goes.....
"And the Lord said unto John: ‘Come forth and receive eternal life.’ But John came fifth and won a toaster.”
When you stand in the middle of a library and scream, "Aaaaaaagghhhh!!!" at the top of your lungs, everyone just stares at you. But when you do the same thing on an airplane, everyone joins in
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks
and everyone remember
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines
"And the Lord said unto John: ‘Come forth and receive eternal life.’ But John came fifth and won a toaster.”
When you stand in the middle of a library and scream, "Aaaaaaagghhhh!!!" at the top of your lungs, everyone just stares at you. But when you do the same thing on an airplane, everyone joins in
Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks
and everyone remember
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines