I HAD to!

[metallic_ah]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, metallic_ah sent to me...

Twelve pixies drumming
Eleven religions thinking
Ten corsets a-collecting
Nine bananas acting
Eight swords a-playing
Seven cds a-reading
Six motorcycles a-painting
Five bo-o-o-oiled peanuts
Four powerpuff girls
Three dun aengus
Two natural substances
...and a sarcasm in a fantasy.