A Rare Instance of Justice in the Cinema
I honestly don't believe in justice. Not as an intrinsic universal force. I think that the definition actually varies from person to person. Justice only works when we allow it to work.
ESPECIALLY in the case of American Cinema.
I mean, for God's sake, Equilibrium and The Boondock Saints, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, tons of movies that rightfully deserve to do smashingly in the box office so very often eat their own nutsacks. Meanwhile, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer get to keep on making their Disaster Movies and Epic Movies and Meet The Spartans, etc, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. And people PAY MONEY to see these fucking cinematic and pseudo-comedic atrocities.
But the greatest instance of cinematic justice since Dark Knight (a superhero movie scoring number 2 highest gross of all time) just occurred:
An American Carol FUCKING ATE SHIT at the box office.
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EAT SHIT, BILL O'REILLY! GET FUCKED, JON VOIGHT! AND SUCK A BIG, FAT, HAIRY, ISLAMIC COCK, DAVID ZUCKER! IN YOUR FACES! IN YOUR HEAD-UP-YOUR-OVERLY-CONSERVATIVE-ASS FACES!
ESPECIALLY in the case of American Cinema.
I mean, for God's sake, Equilibrium and The Boondock Saints, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, tons of movies that rightfully deserve to do smashingly in the box office so very often eat their own nutsacks. Meanwhile, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer get to keep on making their Disaster Movies and Epic Movies and Meet The Spartans, etc, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. And people PAY MONEY to see these fucking cinematic and pseudo-comedic atrocities.
But the greatest instance of cinematic justice since Dark Knight (a superhero movie scoring number 2 highest gross of all time) just occurred:
An American Carol FUCKING ATE SHIT at the box office.
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EAT SHIT, BILL O'REILLY! GET FUCKED, JON VOIGHT! AND SUCK A BIG, FAT, HAIRY, ISLAMIC COCK, DAVID ZUCKER! IN YOUR FACES! IN YOUR HEAD-UP-YOUR-OVERLY-CONSERVATIVE-ASS FACES!