GOD DAMN IT
Honestly, I would just like to be able to pay back:
1) My parents
2) Mike
3) Adam
and have some money left over to, oh, I don't know, PUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE IN MY CAR.
I hate this job, I hate having to drive four goddamn hours to see my girlfriend, and I really LOATHE Wachovia at the moment because even though I made my credit card payment, THEY WON'T LET ME TRANSFER ANYTHING INTO MY FUCKING CHECKING ACCOUNT.
I spent four years of my life working for a degree and it will not yield me a job that pays more than fucking slave wages. How is it that postal workers and Blockbuster managers are making more than I am?
Fuck college. College is bullshit. College WAS bullshit and will ALWAYS BE bullshit and I no longer endorse college as a way to succeed at life. I'm only now starting to realize that there are no conventional rules for success. There's no "general plan" anyone can follow. Fuck the corporate ladder, FUCK ALL METAPHORICAL LADDERS.
On a positive note, I wrote six new bits tonight. I'm actually pretty proud of myself. Tomorrow, I will go and try those bits out before a crowd that most likely will not appreciate them because they're not coming out to laugh at clever shit, they're coming out to get drunk and listen to people make jokes about being drunk.
Bitter? No. Not bitter. Just making a prediction.
1) My parents
2) Mike
3) Adam
and have some money left over to, oh, I don't know, PUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE IN MY CAR.
I hate this job, I hate having to drive four goddamn hours to see my girlfriend, and I really LOATHE Wachovia at the moment because even though I made my credit card payment, THEY WON'T LET ME TRANSFER ANYTHING INTO MY FUCKING CHECKING ACCOUNT.
I spent four years of my life working for a degree and it will not yield me a job that pays more than fucking slave wages. How is it that postal workers and Blockbuster managers are making more than I am?
Fuck college. College is bullshit. College WAS bullshit and will ALWAYS BE bullshit and I no longer endorse college as a way to succeed at life. I'm only now starting to realize that there are no conventional rules for success. There's no "general plan" anyone can follow. Fuck the corporate ladder, FUCK ALL METAPHORICAL LADDERS.
On a positive note, I wrote six new bits tonight. I'm actually pretty proud of myself. Tomorrow, I will go and try those bits out before a crowd that most likely will not appreciate them because they're not coming out to laugh at clever shit, they're coming out to get drunk and listen to people make jokes about being drunk.
Bitter? No. Not bitter. Just making a prediction.