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I had work today. Boring as hell, but I'm gonna start to make a list of interesting things that have happened to me in the time there.
Only at Best Buy
1. ...Customer puts plastic in microwave, and turns microwave on. Mess inside.
2. ...Guy asks me for a vacuum cleaner that "Could clean a gallon and a half of Great Dane Diarrhea. Oh, and get the stain out of the carpet too."
3. ...Guy pays retarded man to distract employees while said man steals things.
4. ...Homeless guy plays PS2 for hours on end.
5. ...A job interview occurs in the store. Not for Best Buy mind you, but for a nursing company. People actually came in, and used the office furniture department to hold a job interview.
6. ...In a training video, Beer is referred to as "Barley Pop".
7. ...Are people stupid enough to steal Rush CD's. They're practically worthless. Which is why I like Rush.
8. ...Will a customer ask you what a price is for an item. You then proceed to turn over the package, and point out the price to this person.
9. ...Can a person steal 40 Driver 3 games, and get out of the store unnoticed.
10. ...Arabs will buy a air conditioner that is busted. They said they "needed it for parts."
Only at Best Buy
1. ...Customer puts plastic in microwave, and turns microwave on. Mess inside.
2. ...Guy asks me for a vacuum cleaner that "Could clean a gallon and a half of Great Dane Diarrhea. Oh, and get the stain out of the carpet too."
3. ...Guy pays retarded man to distract employees while said man steals things.
4. ...Homeless guy plays PS2 for hours on end.
5. ...A job interview occurs in the store. Not for Best Buy mind you, but for a nursing company. People actually came in, and used the office furniture department to hold a job interview.
6. ...In a training video, Beer is referred to as "Barley Pop".
7. ...Are people stupid enough to steal Rush CD's. They're practically worthless. Which is why I like Rush.
8. ...Will a customer ask you what a price is for an item. You then proceed to turn over the package, and point out the price to this person.
9. ...Can a person steal 40 Driver 3 games, and get out of the store unnoticed.
10. ...Arabs will buy a air conditioner that is busted. They said they "needed it for parts."