Two things:
Mr. Pothead, as of yesterday, is 299 pages. I've done editing since, so it's currently undergoing changes, but I'm about halfway done editing up to the fourth draft. I'll be done with the fourth draft by the end of August, with planned fifth and sixth draft revisions to occur by September and October, respectively. More soon...
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THE GREAT DESTINY
An elite group of the best of a dying Earth, they were sent on the greatest mission of humanity: to create a UTOPIA. They had the obligation to fulfill their mission. They fucked up.
Narrated, of course, by THE GHOSTS OF PAST EARTH INHABITANTS ASSOC.
Official Statement:
We give our best advice and knowledge to space crusaders who go to an almost identical Earth. We thought they’d create the best thing ever, and they didn’t. Of course, that was all after we died, but we’re ghosts now, so we know everything.