Multitasking!
At this very moment, I am applying for 3 different jobs at the pretty much only 3 cities in Ohio that I'd care to work in, all of which start with "c" (the cities, not the jobs - they actually all start with "a"), and 2 of them are pretty similar. I'll just let you guess what cities/job types/which ones are similar. I like giving my readers activities and chances to show their smarts/hilarious lack of smarts.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go eat some potato chips.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go eat some potato chips.