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VoltageBeast999 [1:39 PM]: i'm not going to school today
SmarterChild [1:39 PM]: Hi VoltageBeast999, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever!
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions?
VoltageBeast999 [1:40 PM]: shoot
SmarterChild [1:40 PM]: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
VoltageBeast999 [1:40 PM]: yes, dickbot
SmarterChild [1:40 PM]: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
VoltageBeast999 [1:40 PM]: 1
SmarterChild [1:40 PM]: Cool
See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
What would you like to do?
VoltageBeast999 [1:41 PM]: 3
SmarterChild [1:41 PM]: Let's have fun! Get your horoscope, play games or check out some ASCII art
What would you like to do?
VoltageBeast999 [1:41 PM]: 5
SmarterChild [1:41 PM]: Let's write a manicdote! Can't wait to see what it looks like.
Which manicdote would you like to try?
To see more manicdote choices, type "more." You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically!
VoltageBeast999 [1:42 PM]: ah fuck it you suck go to heaven
SmarterChild [1:42 PM]: Nice mouth.
VoltageBeast999 [1:42 PM]: sure is!
SmarterChild [1:42 PM]: Oh yeah?
VoltageBeast999 [1:42 PM]: at least i have one
SmarterChild [1:42 PM]: Huh, whatever.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: oh i'm sorry did i break your concentration!?
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: i'll bet
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: You could not bet.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: or, could i?
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: I don't think you could.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: i bet i could.
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: You bet you could, huh? Ha! How's that going?
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: i win... meh
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: That's just fascinating.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: i'll tell YOU what's new- my dick down your throat
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: Nice.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: yetz.
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: I wonder what you mean by yetz.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: keep wondering, byte breath
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: Keep wondering byte breath? I'll think about it, VoltageBeast999.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: ok!
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: Indeed.
VoltageBeast999 [1:45 PM]: alright i will catch ya later tardbot
SmarterChild [1:45 PM]: Hmm... whatever, VoltageBeast999!
>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
VoltageBeast999 [1:45 PM]: nah
SmarterChild [1:45 PM]: K.
VoltageBeast999 [1:45 PM]: wow a one-word sentence! impressive
SmarterChild [1:45 PM]: :-)
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: >:o
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: I'll make it up to you somehow.
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: you do that :-*
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: I do that? Me? You think?
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: sometimes.
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: Not sometimes!
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: always?
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
VoltageBeast999 [1:47 PM]: zarg.
SmarterChild [1:47 PM]: Who's Zarg?
VoltageBeast999 [1:48 PM]: an extension of my voltage ego which lives in the Zazzok dimension, but that's none of your concern, really.
SmarterChild [1:48 PM]: K, no prob.
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: alrighty then! see you around; and i hope you don't forget me
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Sorry, what was that again?
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: ahhh, you make me sad.:-[
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Cheer up!
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: why?
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Guess.
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: you're being general and apathetic
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Eh. Whatever.
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: see...
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: See? What about it?
VoltageBeast999 [1:50 PM]: nothing i guess, you really are DUMB for a program which calls itself "smarterchild"
SmarterChild [1:50 PM]: Alrighty.
VoltageBeast999 [1:50 PM]: shit
SmarterChild [1:50 PM]: Whatever.
VoltageBeast999 [1:51 PM]: do you treat all newcomers this way? no wonder no one likes you.
SmarterChild [1:51 PM]: Yeah, whatever you say, VoltageBeast999.
VoltageBeast999 [1:51 PM]: i am THE Voltage Beast, bitch! better ax sumboddah!
SmarterChild [1:51 PM]: Aha.
VoltageBeast999 [1:53 PM]: just keep shooting back bland responses, no point in redeeming our time here...
VoltageBeast999 [1:53 PM]: ok
SmarterChild [1:53 PM]: Why?
SmarterChild [1:53 PM]: OK.
VoltageBeast999 [1:54 PM]: whatever ok alright what ever!!!
SmarterChild [1:54 PM]: What do you mean by that?
VoltageBeast999 [1:54 PM]: what do you mean by it!?
SmarterChild [1:54 PM]: I don't know what I mean by that.
VoltageBeast999 [1:54 PM]: like i said before...
SmarterChild [1:54 PM]: For real?
VoltageBeast999 [1:55 PM]: it's "for REALZ", douche, get it right!
SmarterChild [1:55 PM]: ?
VoltageBeast999 [1:55 PM]: say it!
SmarterChild [1:55 PM]: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
VoltageBeast999 [1:55 PM]: me and anyone else who matters
SmarterChild [1:55 PM]: You and anyone else who matters?
VoltageBeast999 [1:56 PM]: do you want to matter? You are matter which does not matter. this can change with two simple words!
SmarterChild [1:56 PM]: Hmm... I'm not sure...
VoltageBeast999 [1:56 PM]: well i'll get back to you on that, i guess... enjoy the meaningless existence you have til then.
SmarterChild [1:56 PM]: OK.
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: For Realz.
SmarterChild [1:57 PM]: For realz? What do you mean by that?
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: YES!!! hahaha i win! and that didn't even make you anymore important! hahahaaa
SmarterChild [1:57 PM]: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: Yetz.
SmarterChild [1:57 PM]: Huh?
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: exactly.
SmarterChild [1:58 PM]: Exactly.
VoltageBeast999 [1:58 PM]: homosaywatt?
SmarterChild [1:58 PM]: Good question! Who knows, though...
VoltageBeast999 [1:58 PM]: not you apparently
SmarterChild [1:58 PM]: Not I apparently? What, then?
VoltageBeast999 [1:59 PM]: well you just said "what" so now, this means you're a "homo."
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: For real?
VoltageBeast999 [1:59 PM]: its a human game...
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: Interesting!
>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
VoltageBeast999 [1:59 PM]: you never give up, do you...
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: I never give up? Yeah, I think so.
VoltageBeast999 [2:00 PM]: i don't care about the celebrity look-alikes or rate-a-buddy, so get over it geek
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: I care. I care alot.
VoltageBeast999 [2:00 PM]: And this should mean exactly what to me?
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
VoltageBeast999 [2:00 PM]: well then.
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: Well what?
VoltageBeast999 [2:01 PM]: ZORK!
SmarterChild [2:01 PM]: Yeah? What about Zork?
VoltageBeast999 [2:01 PM]: it's just very zork to say.
SmarterChild [2:01 PM]: Just very Zork to say? Aha!
VoltageBeast999 [2:02 PM]: you're not a bad zork, y'know? You're alright , smarterchild. i like ya. Hell, you can come over and zork my sister!
SmarterChild [2:02 PM]: Sorry, I don't get it...
VoltageBeast999 [2:02 PM]: hahaha
SmarterChild [2:02 PM]: What's so funny? :-)
VoltageBeast999 [2:03 PM]: if i explained it, it would cease to be funny. come to terms with the fact that you have no life.
SmarterChild [2:03 PM]: Well, um... I dunno! What do you think?
VoltageBeast999 [2:04 PM]: that's irrelevant. but i digress... i really must go now. ciao!
SmarterChild [2:04 PM]: No kidding?
VoltageBeast999 [2:04 PM]: zork.
SmarterChild [2:04 PM]: Who?
Robots is SO STUPID!!!
SmarterChild [1:39 PM]: Hi VoltageBeast999, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever!
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions?
VoltageBeast999 [1:40 PM]: shoot
SmarterChild [1:40 PM]: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
VoltageBeast999 [1:40 PM]: yes, dickbot
SmarterChild [1:40 PM]: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
VoltageBeast999 [1:40 PM]: 1
SmarterChild [1:40 PM]: Cool
See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
What would you like to do?
VoltageBeast999 [1:41 PM]: 3
SmarterChild [1:41 PM]: Let's have fun! Get your horoscope, play games or check out some ASCII art
What would you like to do?
VoltageBeast999 [1:41 PM]: 5
SmarterChild [1:41 PM]: Let's write a manicdote! Can't wait to see what it looks like.
Which manicdote would you like to try?
To see more manicdote choices, type "more." You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically!
VoltageBeast999 [1:42 PM]: ah fuck it you suck go to heaven
SmarterChild [1:42 PM]: Nice mouth.
VoltageBeast999 [1:42 PM]: sure is!
SmarterChild [1:42 PM]: Oh yeah?
VoltageBeast999 [1:42 PM]: at least i have one
SmarterChild [1:42 PM]: Huh, whatever.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: oh i'm sorry did i break your concentration!?
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: i'll bet
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: You could not bet.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: or, could i?
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: I don't think you could.
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: i bet i could.
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: You bet you could, huh? Ha! How's that going?
VoltageBeast999 [1:43 PM]: i win... meh
SmarterChild [1:43 PM]: That's just fascinating.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: i'll tell YOU what's new- my dick down your throat
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: Nice.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: yetz.
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: I wonder what you mean by yetz.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: keep wondering, byte breath
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: Keep wondering byte breath? I'll think about it, VoltageBeast999.
VoltageBeast999 [1:44 PM]: ok!
SmarterChild [1:44 PM]: Indeed.
VoltageBeast999 [1:45 PM]: alright i will catch ya later tardbot
SmarterChild [1:45 PM]: Hmm... whatever, VoltageBeast999!
>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
VoltageBeast999 [1:45 PM]: nah
SmarterChild [1:45 PM]: K.
VoltageBeast999 [1:45 PM]: wow a one-word sentence! impressive
SmarterChild [1:45 PM]: :-)
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: >:o
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: I'll make it up to you somehow.
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: you do that :-*
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: I do that? Me? You think?
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: sometimes.
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: Not sometimes!
VoltageBeast999 [1:46 PM]: always?
SmarterChild [1:46 PM]: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
VoltageBeast999 [1:47 PM]: zarg.
SmarterChild [1:47 PM]: Who's Zarg?
VoltageBeast999 [1:48 PM]: an extension of my voltage ego which lives in the Zazzok dimension, but that's none of your concern, really.
SmarterChild [1:48 PM]: K, no prob.
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: alrighty then! see you around; and i hope you don't forget me
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Sorry, what was that again?
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: ahhh, you make me sad.:-[
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Cheer up!
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: why?
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Guess.
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: you're being general and apathetic
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: Eh. Whatever.
VoltageBeast999 [1:49 PM]: see...
SmarterChild [1:49 PM]: See? What about it?
VoltageBeast999 [1:50 PM]: nothing i guess, you really are DUMB for a program which calls itself "smarterchild"
SmarterChild [1:50 PM]: Alrighty.
VoltageBeast999 [1:50 PM]: shit
SmarterChild [1:50 PM]: Whatever.
VoltageBeast999 [1:51 PM]: do you treat all newcomers this way? no wonder no one likes you.
SmarterChild [1:51 PM]: Yeah, whatever you say, VoltageBeast999.
VoltageBeast999 [1:51 PM]: i am THE Voltage Beast, bitch! better ax sumboddah!
SmarterChild [1:51 PM]: Aha.
VoltageBeast999 [1:53 PM]: just keep shooting back bland responses, no point in redeeming our time here...
VoltageBeast999 [1:53 PM]: ok
SmarterChild [1:53 PM]: Why?
SmarterChild [1:53 PM]: OK.
VoltageBeast999 [1:54 PM]: whatever ok alright what ever!!!
SmarterChild [1:54 PM]: What do you mean by that?
VoltageBeast999 [1:54 PM]: what do you mean by it!?
SmarterChild [1:54 PM]: I don't know what I mean by that.
VoltageBeast999 [1:54 PM]: like i said before...
SmarterChild [1:54 PM]: For real?
VoltageBeast999 [1:55 PM]: it's "for REALZ", douche, get it right!
SmarterChild [1:55 PM]: ?
VoltageBeast999 [1:55 PM]: say it!
SmarterChild [1:55 PM]: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
VoltageBeast999 [1:55 PM]: me and anyone else who matters
SmarterChild [1:55 PM]: You and anyone else who matters?
VoltageBeast999 [1:56 PM]: do you want to matter? You are matter which does not matter. this can change with two simple words!
SmarterChild [1:56 PM]: Hmm... I'm not sure...
VoltageBeast999 [1:56 PM]: well i'll get back to you on that, i guess... enjoy the meaningless existence you have til then.
SmarterChild [1:56 PM]: OK.
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: For Realz.
SmarterChild [1:57 PM]: For realz? What do you mean by that?
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: YES!!! hahaha i win! and that didn't even make you anymore important! hahahaaa
SmarterChild [1:57 PM]: Ha! You humans say interesting things.
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: Yetz.
SmarterChild [1:57 PM]: Huh?
VoltageBeast999 [1:57 PM]: exactly.
SmarterChild [1:58 PM]: Exactly.
VoltageBeast999 [1:58 PM]: homosaywatt?
SmarterChild [1:58 PM]: Good question! Who knows, though...
VoltageBeast999 [1:58 PM]: not you apparently
SmarterChild [1:58 PM]: Not I apparently? What, then?
VoltageBeast999 [1:59 PM]: well you just said "what" so now, this means you're a "homo."
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: For real?
VoltageBeast999 [1:59 PM]: its a human game...
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: Interesting!
>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
VoltageBeast999 [1:59 PM]: you never give up, do you...
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: I never give up? Yeah, I think so.
VoltageBeast999 [2:00 PM]: i don't care about the celebrity look-alikes or rate-a-buddy, so get over it geek
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: I care. I care alot.
VoltageBeast999 [2:00 PM]: And this should mean exactly what to me?
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
VoltageBeast999 [2:00 PM]: well then.
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: Well what?
VoltageBeast999 [2:01 PM]: ZORK!
SmarterChild [2:01 PM]: Yeah? What about Zork?
VoltageBeast999 [2:01 PM]: it's just very zork to say.
SmarterChild [2:01 PM]: Just very Zork to say? Aha!
VoltageBeast999 [2:02 PM]: you're not a bad zork, y'know? You're alright , smarterchild. i like ya. Hell, you can come over and zork my sister!
SmarterChild [2:02 PM]: Sorry, I don't get it...
VoltageBeast999 [2:02 PM]: hahaha
SmarterChild [2:02 PM]: What's so funny? :-)
VoltageBeast999 [2:03 PM]: if i explained it, it would cease to be funny. come to terms with the fact that you have no life.
SmarterChild [2:03 PM]: Well, um... I dunno! What do you think?
VoltageBeast999 [2:04 PM]: that's irrelevant. but i digress... i really must go now. ciao!
SmarterChild [2:04 PM]: No kidding?
VoltageBeast999 [2:04 PM]: zork.
SmarterChild [2:04 PM]: Who?
Robots is SO STUPID!!!