This? This made my morning.
Thank you slashdot.
This is a real conversation between one guy tryign to fool another into giving him his Steam account info and just read what happens.
god. SO GOOD.
br0kenrabbit says:hi
Greg_ValveOLS says:good evening
br0kenrabbit says:What's ip?
br0kenrabbit says:up?
Greg_ValveOLS says:my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit says:On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS says:yes :)
br0kenrabbit says:Why?
Greg_ValveOLS says:we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit says:My information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit says:No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS says:hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit says:Well...
Greg_ValveOLS says:if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that onlyyour ip have access to it Its a new security feature were tryingbecause this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroeYou know. L:)
br0kenrabbit says:Well
Greg_ValveOLS says:dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit says:Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS says:k
br0kenrabbit says:Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit says:Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS says:huh?
Greg_ValveOLS says:bs
br0kenrabbit says:Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS says:how
br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS says:oh k
br0kenrabbit says:As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact usersover MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user forhis/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit says:I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:why?
br0kenrabbit says:Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS says:Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS says:tos
br0kenrabbit says:terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS says:were?
br0kenrabbit says:Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:why
br0kenrabbit says:I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS says::(
br0kenrabbit says:I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account.I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for threedays, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS says:k
br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the username, the persons real name who created the account. This is forverification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Okay.
br0kenrabbit says:I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)
Greg_ValveOLS says:some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS says:m
br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS says:am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit says:What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit says:That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS says:yes
br0kenrabbit says:Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS says:why
br0kenrabbit says:So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS says:clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS says:wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit says:Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit says:Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS says:k
Greg_ValveOLS says:It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit says:Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit says:Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:what
br0kenrabbit says:Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS says:what????
br0kenrabbit says:I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS says:omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit says:Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:i wanst
br0kenrabbit says:Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just givemy acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit says:Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS says:what
br0kenrabbit says:Go mow some yards, bitch.
This is a real conversation between one guy tryign to fool another into giving him his Steam account info and just read what happens.
god. SO GOOD.
br0kenrabbit says:hi
Greg_ValveOLS says:good evening
br0kenrabbit says:What's ip?
br0kenrabbit says:up?
Greg_ValveOLS says:my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit says:On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS says:yes :)
br0kenrabbit says:Why?
Greg_ValveOLS says:we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit says:My information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit says:No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS says:hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit says:Well...
Greg_ValveOLS says:if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that onlyyour ip have access to it Its a new security feature were tryingbecause this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroeYou know. L:)
br0kenrabbit says:Well
Greg_ValveOLS says:dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit says:Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS says:k
br0kenrabbit says:Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit says:Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS says:huh?
Greg_ValveOLS says:bs
br0kenrabbit says:Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS says:how
br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS says:oh k
br0kenrabbit says:As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact usersover MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user forhis/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit says:I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:why?
br0kenrabbit says:Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS says:Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS says:tos
br0kenrabbit says:terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS says:were?
br0kenrabbit says:Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:why
br0kenrabbit says:I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS says::(
br0kenrabbit says:I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account.I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for threedays, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS says:k
br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the username, the persons real name who created the account. This is forverification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Okay.
br0kenrabbit says:I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)
Greg_ValveOLS says:some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS says:m
br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS says:am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit says:What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit says:That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS says:yes
br0kenrabbit says:Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS says:why
br0kenrabbit says:So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS says:can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS says:clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS says:wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit says:Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS says:ya
br0kenrabbit says:Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit says:Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS says:k
Greg_ValveOLS says:It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit says:Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit says:Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:what
br0kenrabbit says:Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS says:what????
br0kenrabbit says:I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS says:omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit says:Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:i wanst
br0kenrabbit says:Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS says:i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just givemy acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit says:Greg
Greg_ValveOLS says:dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS says:what
br0kenrabbit says:Go mow some yards, bitch.