Impending Doom Falls From The Sky, So Close The Touch of Death Is All You Feel

[metal_messiah87]

Well, now that I've started off with some lyrics from a Resurrect song, I may as well follow suit with some good news. Recording Album #1 on...Sunday! Anyways, now that I got that out of the way, let me explain my recent lack of computer-ing. I just moved, and the internet was fucked for days and days.....exactly 5 days actually....long enough

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[godxeatxgod]

If you stopped subscribing to so much porn you prolly wouldn't get as much junk mail...

[metal_messiah87]

lol strangley enough none of it is porn mail..its all bullshit like "Win A Free Blender" or "Cheap Auto Insurance!". And since I really have no use for a blender or even own a car, I'm left to sort through the junk. There are also lots of emails asking me to give money to Billy Graham that Evangelist dude....I made the mistake of getting a free fridge magnet...since then they've sent me a book, about twelve "convert to christianity" pamphlets, and golf balls of all things....fucked up shiznit...

[metal_messiah87]

Oh...and I'm also an Ambassador for Makers Mark Whiskey....I get free shit from them every month too, but hardly any junk mail...lol