So, the Big Bang Theory.
I got up and ran across the stret one day hoping to find shelter in the passing wave of mechanically produced machines of speed and acceleration, but to my surprise there were no machines, so I walked into the forest of the gods and waterfalls hoping to be the next to fall, but to my surprise the gods were gone. Oh well what was I to do I asked myself hoping to find in answer in the hardest to reach place, my mind. So I sat and pondered for exactly 37 minutes, and 41 seconds until finally I was able to reach the conculision that my mother was waiting for me in the diner across the way, too bad i didn't know where "across the way" was. So I had to sit there and think for another 37 minutes and 41 seconds until I came to the realization the I have to take Parks Avenue four blocks down to Main Street, and then take a left onto Figaroy inorder to get to the closest diner I could think of, that being Harry's Shake Shack, the only diner within a 15 mile radius. So I went to Harry's and didn't find my mother but i found a wonderful nickel from 1981 which I had intended to spend at Marios candy store down the street. As I walked down the old and cracked sidewalk to Mario's I came across 3 street thugs who, were in fact kicking the living crap out of Ole' Hank, the kind bum who lived i nthe ally before Mario's. I was one of Ole' Hanks only friends, I'd bring him a piece of candy if I had the money for an extra swizzler or a frazzle Drop, but a lot of times I'd end up talking to Hank about his past. One day Hank had told me that he was in Vietnam, he tlked about how horrible it was over there, he also talked with me about the time he when he ahd millions. Ole' Hank was the owner of "Hank's Barber Shop" which as you all know was the nations top Salon franchise for 32 years until His customers started sueing him because a shampoo he had sold made their hair fall out. Anyway, so I see the thugs and I walk towards them, and of course my element of surprise was blown when I kick a old bean can with my foot. They all turned to face me and I told them to Leave Hank alone or they'd have to deal with me. Well they sure dealt with me, the kicked the living crap outta me and stoel my nickel, no candy for me I guess. After about 10 minutes I got up off the ground to see Hank sitting on top of a dumpster with a big grin on his face. I walked over to him and asked him "Whats with the smile?" He just opened his fist to reveal a nice, and clean nickel from 1981. When I asked Hank how he had gotten this nickel he jsut replied "# nice gentlemen gave it to me after I had asked them to spare a nickel." I knew that hank had taught those street punks a lesson. So I leave Ole' Hank so I can go into Mario's, but to my surprise Mario's was closed. But it was still early and Mario's normally didn't close until 9. So I pondered for a few minutes as to why Mario would close the shop so early, and then I remember that hsi wife was due with her baby this week. So I just sighed and kept walking. I walked about 10 blocks until I reached Blue Town. Blue Town is and alwasy will be my favorite place to go. The peopel are all so nice, except for Mr. Q. Mr. Q was the richest man in Blue Town, He owned every skyscraper, and every business located in those skyscrapers. He owned in total 27 buildings and 129 businesses. Rather astonishing considering he's only 32, that makes him out to be about 16 years older than I. Now there's something everyoen should know about Mr.Q, and that is the fact that he has quite the temper. He's arrested about 12 times a weeks for starting a fight at a rival businees, but he always gets off due to the fact that he practically owns the police. He's also the reason for most of the deaths in Blue Town. He's the leading producer of new medications across the globe, and he test any new medication he wants on anyone he wants, any dose he wants. He does this because he paid the mayor to make it a law that all citizens of Blue town must agree to be used as a test subject, or else they would get throw in prison, which was also owned by Mr.Q. See I have a personal vendetta with Mr.Q, due to the fact that He's gotten my mother taking all these random medications which have drove her into her bed for the rest of her days. Now I'm not one to hold anything against someone, but Mr.Q has it coming to him. I've been waiting for my day to be a test subject jsut so I could get close enough to be in the land of dreams and realities inorder to find my brother Hugo, who was once a world champion grass grower, he got so good at growing grass that he even discovered 4,276,364 different grass phenotypes. He was rather smart when it came ot botonay, and he could of went far with it if it wasn't for that damn mental disorder he had whiched caused him to g crazy and wonder into the woods again...