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May 15, 2007 01:05

All problem sets and old tests GET.

Seriously, I've never studied quite so much for one thing in my life. I will get a good grade. YOU WILL AID ME. BY FOCUSING YOUR ENERGIES I SHALL CREATE A NEXUS IN SPACE TIME AND TAKE THE CORRECT ANSWERS FROM THE BOWELS OF INFINITY.

NONE SHALL STOP ME, FOR I AM MICHAEL, CORRUPTER OF TIME, GOD OF ALKANES, MASTER OF OSMIUM TETROXIDE ADDITION, LORD OF HYDROBORATION. MARKOVNIKOV AND SAYTZEFF SHALL GROVEL AT MY FEET AS I FILL THEIR BODIES WITH AIBN, AND WATCH AS THE RADICALS TEAR THEM APART FROM THE INSIDE.

AFTER THIS, I SHALL PERFORM AN SN2 BACKSIDE ATTACK ON THEIR WOMEN, COMPLETING THEIR HUMILIATION.

I AM UNSTOPPABLE, FOR I HAVE STUDIED.
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