May 15, 2007 01:05
All problem sets and old tests GET.
Seriously, I've never studied quite so much for one thing in my life. I will get a good grade. YOU WILL AID ME. BY FOCUSING YOUR ENERGIES I SHALL CREATE A NEXUS IN SPACE TIME AND TAKE THE CORRECT ANSWERS FROM THE BOWELS OF INFINITY.
NONE SHALL STOP ME, FOR I AM MICHAEL, CORRUPTER OF TIME, GOD OF ALKANES, MASTER OF OSMIUM TETROXIDE ADDITION, LORD OF HYDROBORATION. MARKOVNIKOV AND SAYTZEFF SHALL GROVEL AT MY FEET AS I FILL THEIR BODIES WITH AIBN, AND WATCH AS THE RADICALS TEAR THEM APART FROM THE INSIDE.
AFTER THIS, I SHALL PERFORM AN SN2 BACKSIDE ATTACK ON THEIR WOMEN, COMPLETING THEIR HUMILIATION.
I AM UNSTOPPABLE, FOR I HAVE STUDIED.