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so i got bored. and decided, that there are some rules. in a horror movies, these rules apply. and its time i gave you all a list.
1)if you hear a noise, and it"just the cat" commit hari-kari, save the killer the trouble.
2) if you hav sex at ANY point in the movie, and are not the main character, you can expect to die.
3) stoners will die.
4) if at anny point in the movie you decide to A) stay with the car,B) hold down the fort or ,c) wait here, you are dead.
5) if at any point you say. ill be right back...your doomed...or the killer.
6) is it wierd? then its bad. shoot it.
7) i dont care if the killer had a bad childhood, dont care if its cute, dont think at any point "maybe we can trap it" or you will die. if the killer is a puppy dog with a knife, use the knife before it can.
8) if at any point, it becomes night, expect to lsoe about a 3rd of your group.
9) if your in a situation of silence, and anyone in the group is either a)loud, b) experiencing trauma, c) jsut saw a loved one die, and/or d) a supporting character, they are going to make noise and get you caught. save the killer the trouble.
10) dead things anywhere are bad.
11) abandoned cabins are bad. abandoned anything is bad.
12) if you find money, dont touch/take/look at it.
13) never walk in back
14) never ever ever take a shortcut. wait in traffic like everyone else.
15) never go back
16) never "take a closer look"
17) there are more, but this one is too dispell a myth. in the olden days, it used to be that minorities, ussualy black people, wouldnt make it till the opening credits, however, since movie theaters have wisened the hell up, in a horror movie, the black person is now one of the last to be killed, if at all. now, the branded to die are the stoners and sluts. lets face it. if your dumb enough to screw or smoke in a horror movie, you deserve to die.
rock on.
1)if you hear a noise, and it"just the cat" commit hari-kari, save the killer the trouble.
2) if you hav sex at ANY point in the movie, and are not the main character, you can expect to die.
3) stoners will die.
4) if at anny point in the movie you decide to A) stay with the car,B) hold down the fort or ,c) wait here, you are dead.
5) if at any point you say. ill be right back...your doomed...or the killer.
6) is it wierd? then its bad. shoot it.
7) i dont care if the killer had a bad childhood, dont care if its cute, dont think at any point "maybe we can trap it" or you will die. if the killer is a puppy dog with a knife, use the knife before it can.
8) if at any point, it becomes night, expect to lsoe about a 3rd of your group.
9) if your in a situation of silence, and anyone in the group is either a)loud, b) experiencing trauma, c) jsut saw a loved one die, and/or d) a supporting character, they are going to make noise and get you caught. save the killer the trouble.
10) dead things anywhere are bad.
11) abandoned cabins are bad. abandoned anything is bad.
12) if you find money, dont touch/take/look at it.
13) never walk in back
14) never ever ever take a shortcut. wait in traffic like everyone else.
15) never go back
16) never "take a closer look"
17) there are more, but this one is too dispell a myth. in the olden days, it used to be that minorities, ussualy black people, wouldnt make it till the opening credits, however, since movie theaters have wisened the hell up, in a horror movie, the black person is now one of the last to be killed, if at all. now, the branded to die are the stoners and sluts. lets face it. if your dumb enough to screw or smoke in a horror movie, you deserve to die.
rock on.