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Noted for their performances in "Goodburger," Kenan and Kel were prepared to give Uncle Jesse a GoodBeating. Their plan might have worked, had it not been for the fact that both of them suck and Uncle Jesse hates Nickelodeon. This match was a walk in the park for Uncle Jesse. He basically toyed around with the former "All That" allstars, making them cry several times because he stole their shoelaces and replaced them with licorice. Then, he ate the licorice and wiped his ass with their faces. The match came to a quick close when Uncle Jesse smashed 89 barstools across their respective faces, rendering them both mute and diabetic. Then, Uncle Jesse called the NYPD and reported Kenan and Kel for being assholes, because they did not invent Tetris like he did. They were promptly arrested and taken to prison where they were sold on eBay.