Twitter Updates for 2011-08-15
(Originally posted at Bart's website: http://subvertthespace.com/bartleib/2011/08/15/twitter-updates-for-2011-08-15/)
- OMG @ Bazrar starts kindergarten in LESS THAN A MONTH I DON'T EVEN asdf3@#)(@#*! #whostolemychildandreplacedhimwiththisperson #
- I said this yesterday & it should be a writing mantra: Write well & follow the guidelines carefully. Don't sweat the rest. #
- Via @ cracked: 5 Questions You Need to Ask (To Avoid Ruining Your Life) http://t.co/174cyZS Funny where you find truth. #
- Poor @ bazrar slipped on the floor & broke his right humerus. He's doing ok but has an arm splint & will be seeing a pediatrician shortly. #
- In the frenzy to get @ bazrar to the e.r. I realized all my clothes were in the wash. I am currently wearing 1 sock. #
- Watched an ep of Phineas & Ferb in which Candace broke her leg. Then, @ bazrar broke his arm. I am NEVER watching a film about leukemia. #
- Sleep-deprived @ bazrar on child morphine is even more of a charmer. And much funnier. #