I Shall Start a Meme!
What would you do if you won the lottery?
- Get a lawyer and an accountant. Make sure they are as trustworthy as possible and know I can do math, too.
- Quit work.
- Pay off all my debt and dance around in celebration.
- Invest a significant chunk in low risk, low yield accounts. The payments from it will become my day-to-day money.
- Pay off the school, medical, and maybe credit debt of friends and family if they aren't too prideful to ask for help.
- Cackle maniacally since I can now afford to be eccentric.
- Buy a house in East Lansing as close to campus as possible. Curse out my neighbors after I realize they are all college students like me, but actually believe that they can spend their money on beer and whores and come out on top.
- Become an angel investor to certain people I know.
- Inform various people who want to take my money that I know how to kill people with my bare hands. When they ask me if that was a threat, tell them, "I'm just saying," and grin at them like they are the bunny and I'm the wolf.
- Indulge my tech and media love, including buying such large TVs and other tech toys that everyone will believe that I have the smallest penis of all, nevermind I'm a woman. This includes a bank of servers that will hold tons of music, TV shows, and movies that I can call up at will in my media room. It also includes buying all those software suites that cost too much for me to get right now.
- Finish up school with the full and wonderful knowledge that I can do whatever I damn well please because my investments cover my ass and I won't have debt when I get out. This may take awhile as one of my most dear passions (actually, one of only two that I know of) is to learn.
- Travel all over the world.
- Try to rival the Library of Congress's English language book section.
- Do great things for good friends.