"Welcome to hell. My name is Bing, and I'll be your orientation guide today.
Just a few notes before the tour begins, the "Adventures in Garroting" exhibit is closed today for scheduled maintenance, and the "Fritz the Nazi dog" kids show will be held in the Circle of the Damned bandshell instead of the By Lake of Fire Theatre due to inclement weather. Please refrain from attempting to reattach severed limbs or quell the pain from open sores for the duration of the tour for your efforts are in mere futility. Oh, and no flash photography, please and thank you."
I am soooooooo fucking sick. My guess is that i've caught the bug that has been going around. My throat is sore, I haven't the energy to move out of this chair, and my ass feels like a soggy sponge. Waaaaaah. This, and the compounded misery of horrible rainy weather and not being able to go rollerblading on the first day of spring.
I should go kill myself.
I am soooooooo fucking sick. My guess is that i've caught the bug that has been going around. My throat is sore, I haven't the energy to move out of this chair, and my ass feels like a soggy sponge. Waaaaaah. This, and the compounded misery of horrible rainy weather and not being able to go rollerblading on the first day of spring.
I should go kill myself.